feng-huang:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

We had it a little better here, at that time. That one summer… now we have a national holiday every first day of daylight saving thanks to that.

(Source: brennablueskies)

(Source: pequenezas)

E então eu estava calmamente criando minha conta fake/roleplay no orkut.

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E ENTÃO.

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QUE TIPO DE GÊNERO SERIA “OUTRO”?

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lovimanostomatoes:

Show us dem moves Greece, oh hell yeah’

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Anonymous sent:

SOON I'LL BE BACK! WAIT FOR ME, BIATCH! -Yage

HASIDUHSAIDUHSAIDUHSIAUDHISHF

AWWWWWW

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E OMG, ‘BIATCH’ DOESN’T MEANS ‘BISCATE’??// IASUHDIASU

I LOVE YOU TOO, MY DEAR WIFE. ♥

Good evening, guys <33333

ok I’m leaving now

See ya tomorrow! <3

Q: How many “out-of-the-closet” friends do you have?

A: …… None

But I am pretty sure that they’re all gay! They just don’t want me to find out!